The Bride

Dislocated my little finger playing netball

Can quote nearly the entire film of Mean Girls

Heavy sleeper

The Groom

Thinks Lightning McQueen is an icon

Dreams of shouting “Scream if you wanna go faster” down the mic on a fairground ride

Worse handwriting than a doctors

Maid of Honour

Never eaten a Big Mac

By the time of the wedding my Duolingo streak will be over 500 days

Ran a half marathon without a single training run

Bridesmaid

Was almost a Pampers model as a baby but got kicked out for scuffing my knee

Was an extra in Harry Potter

Collects Lego flowers

Bridesmaid

Absolutely mermaid obsessed

Can quote Friends in my sleep

Loves going to the theatre

Mother of the Bride

Loves Country and Western Music

Repeats myself over and over

Makes greetings cards and donates them to charity

Father of the Bride

Rides on buses just for fun

Loves long distance walking on my own

Had my hair permed into curls in my 20’s, there is no photo evidence of this though

Master of Ceremonies

Befriended an alpaca at Machu Pichu

An avid All Blacks fan

Allergic to peanuts but doesn’t mind as they’re inferior to cashews anyway

Mother of the Groom

Is a lefty

Sleeps with the fan on every night

Sticks needles in people every day and gets paid for it

Father of the Groom

Was a radio presenter

Was in the first professional stage production of the hit film Gregory’s Girl

Can play the Eastenders theme tune on his cheeks

Best Man

Blue is my primary colour

Can play the clarinet

I’ve broken my left thumb, my left collar bone and left little toe

Groomsman

First word, aged five months was “Firework”

Extraordinary (self-defined) knowledge and memory of the UK motorway network

⁠Weak at generating witty facts about myself

Groomsman

Legally allowed to fly a plane

Been to a Buckingham Palace garden party

Used to be an Apple Genius in a previous life